Sex Columns
Dr. Smoothmoves The Complete Archives, By Dr. M.C. Smoothmoves
Most recent posting on December 11th, 2007.
Mz. Goldie Richard The Complete Archives, By Mz. Goldie Richard
Most recent posting on December 26th, 2007, 2007.
Miss Torrid Sexy sex advice for sex-crazed sex fiends of sex, By Miss Torrid
Posted January 28th, 2007
Miss Torrid Filthy! But Genuinely Arousing, By Miss Torrid
Posted February 25th, 2007
Miss Torrid A special St. Paddies edition, By Miss Torrid
Posted March 12th, 2007
Miss Torrid Miss Torrid Takes Advantage of the Home-Team, By Miss Torrid
Posted March 26th, 2007
Features
Will You Put a Leash on That Fucking Thing? Practical Parenting Tips That Will Make the World a Better Place for Your Children to Grow Up In, By Daniel Ian Taylor
Posted January 7th, 2007
Will You Put a Leash on That Fucking Thing? Practical Advice for the Commuting Parent on the Go, By Daniel Ian Taylor
Posted January 14th, 2007
Will You Put a Leash on That Fucking Thing? Chariots of Wire, Pt2, By Daniel Ian Taylor
Posted January 21st, 2007
Will You Put a Leash on That Fucking Thing? The monkey from Outbreak is running around the grocery store in a baby blue snowsuit and nobody seems to care but me, By Daniel Ian Taylor
Posted February 4th, 2007
Will You Put a Leash on That Fucking Thing? On Dressing the Child, By Daniel Ian Taylor
Posted March 26th, 2007
Will You Put a Leash on That Fucking Thing? And when you let it off, will you make sure it’s in a soundproof container?, By Daniel Ian Taylor
Posted April 30th, 2007
Will You Put a Leash on That Fucking Thing? Eighteen Years is a Long Time to Wait for Something You Hate to Go Away, By Daniel Ian Taylor
Posted April 30th, 2007
Alphabet Soup Changing hearts and minds with the phonetic alphabet for a life you never imagined, By Daniel Ian Taylor
Posted February 25th, 2007
Holy Junk Mail! Culled from the internets, By Matt Blair
Posted March 4th, 2007
Dear Fat Guys in Astronaut Suits The true fan both appreciates, and critiques, By Matt Blair
Posted March 4th, 2007
I'm an E-Slut Come get some of my sweet e-loving, By Adam Bourret
Posted January 21st, 2007
It Would Really Suck to Be a Cow Or, "Be Glad You're Not a Fucking Cow," By Adam Bourret
Posted January 28th, 2007
Hey Everyone, Let's Relive the Nightmare of the High School Gym Or "Community Sports: A fun and healthy atmosphere," By Adam Bourret
Posted February 11th, 2007
Our Love Was Like a Dream That I Don't Remember That Well Composed with much affection, By Adam Bourret
Posted May 28th, 2007
I'm a Teach You to Dirty Talk! Learn how to say it while spraying it, By Adam Bourret
Posted June 4th, 2007
Lexipoeia: New Words for a New Age Giving English a friendly push, By Sam Linton
Posted January 21st, 2007
Lexipoeia: The Columnist's Dilemma & eLexicography Giving English a friendly push, By Sam Linton
Posted February 18th, 2007
Lexipoeia: (Filthy) Words of the Past! Swiving language from behind, By Sam Linton
Posted April 16th, 2007
Lexipoeia: Engsperanto This article does NOT advocate cultural Imperialism. No, really!, By Sam Linton
Posted June 4th, 2007
Lexipoeia: Stoppit! Pure Alarmism! By Sam Linton
Posted July 16th, 2007
Lexipoeia 2008 Word-of-the-Year Pre-Roundup, By Sam Linton
Posted January 8th, 2007
Sam Linton's Myths of the Internet The Myth of Leroy Jenkins, By Sam Linton
Posted January 7th, 2007
Sam Linton's Myths of the Internet The Psalm of the Dancing Baby, By Sam Linton
Posted February 4th, 2007
The New Sincerity Irony is dead. Long live irony, By Matthew Hurwitz
Posted February 15th, 2006
The Ninja's Guide to Dating
OR The Dating Guide for Pretend Ninjas Manipulator? I Never Touched Her, By Danielle Zacarias
Posted March 26th, 2007
You Are a Commodity Why your economist doesn’t want you to give it up to everyone, By Danielle Zacarias
Posted April 16th, 2007
In Defence of... Exact Change, Hooters, Spam and Staying up All Night.
Posted April 2nd, 2007
Decrypting the Femme Fatale Figuring out today's super-bitch, By Theresa Marshall
Posted April 23rd, 2007
Cripes, it's Gripes! On Moving, and The Drink That Should Not Be.
Posted May 6th, 2007
The Things I Do For a Dollar Fire Poi Busking, By Claire Brownell
Posted June 18th, 2007
The Things I Do For a Dollar Ten Reasons to Work at a Small Independent Suburban Gas Station, By Rachel Kahn
Posted November 6th, 2007
Spin Me a Yarn Knitting addicts + baked goods = good times, by Lyndsie Bourgon
Posted June 25th, 2007
The Pride Parade, June 24th, 2007 From the vantage point of Bloor and Charles, by Stewart Byfield
Posted July 2nd, 2007
Robocracy That thing is drilled into your ear and all you care about is talking up your any-time minutes, by Todd Aalgaard
Posted July 9th, 2007
Khao San Road is Not for Me Part One of the Hipster Handbook to the World, by Claire Brownell
Posted December 11th, 2007
The Theory How backpacking in Thailand became the institution it is today, by Claire Brownell
Posted January 1st, 2007
A Holiday Note Guilt and the Consumerist Drive, by Sam Linton
Posted December 26th, 2007
Horoscopes
So Say the Stars! Fortunes divined with incredible accuracy and a convenient amount of vagueness
Posted July 2nd, 2007
Food
Denny's Dishes The Complete Archives, by Elisha Denburg
Most resent posting on September 18th, 2007.
Chicken Fajitas A tasty dish, by Leo K. Moncel
Posted February 18th, 2007
Cooking for Kids with Chef Leo K. Moncel A Taste of Authentic East-Asian Cuisine Your Kids Will Love! by Leo K. Moncel
Posted April 23rd, 2007
Four-Twenty Feasts Recipes for the Haphazard, High, and Hungry, By Andrea Taylor
Posted January 7th, 2007
Four-Twenty Feasts Warm Cookie Skillet, By Andrea Taylor
Posted February 11th, 2007
Restaurant Reviews
Victory Cafe By Elisha Denburg
Posted April 23rd, 2007
Book Reviews
uTOpia By Craig Finnigan
Posted February 15th, 2006