Culled from the internets.
by Matt Blair
Posted March 4th, 2007
From: Flipper Q. Roundabout
Sent: Thursday, August 24, 2006 9:42 AM
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Subject: She wants a GOOD BATMAN TIME!
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From: mail
Sent: Thursday, August 24, 2006 9:58 AM
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Subject: Re: Invoice No. 4538
Dode, I found the BEST GOOD SITES for YOOU! Evry man is dosn't want to be the OLNY guy in the CLUB who IS NOT BATMAN. Owe it to YOURSELF TO SOLVE CIMRES and FOIL PENGUIN with YOUR BATMAN ORGAN.'
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From: Britney Speers
Sent: Thursday, August 24, 2006 10:23 AM
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Subject: hey buddy here's that money you wanted
HELLO GUY! MAKE her guess your really MILLONAINRE BRCE WAIYNE with your BATMEMBERR!
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COME ON TO BE A MAN! You get PLAYED 2WICE by MICHAEL KEATON and then NOT AS GOOd by two OTHER GYUS in BAD MOVIES for MORE STAYng POWER!!! HE was ALSO in the ER SHOW as DOCTRS!
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From: Amanda McKay
Sent: Thursday, August 24, 2006 11:06 AM
To: Brad Grogan
Subject: We Need to Talk
Brad,
I don't think we should see each other anymore. You're a nice guy, and the past few weeks have been a lot of fun. But to tell you the truth, I just don't think there's any spark between us. I hope you won't take this personally, but I need a man who does something for me in the bedroom. I talked to all my girlfriends about you, as well as a couple of women who work in your office, and they all agree that breaking things off sooner rather than later is the best way to go.
Take care of yourself, Brad. It's been fun. If you ever learn a few new tricks, give me a call.
Amanda
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From: Bill Johnson [5]
Sent: Thursday, August 24, 2006 11:08 AM
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Subject: YOU CAN'T BELIVE THIS GREAT BATMAN!!
TODAY is the LUKY DAY for YOU, BRO! Ahcieve ROCK HARD POLE so ROCK HARD she is going 2 slides down AND THEN SHe'S IN COSTUME DRESSED UP As satifYING SEXUAL ENCOURNTERS. Change yoru life for MUCH BETTRE to get BAT KIND of BATPOLE to satisfy MAYBE TRHEE GIRLS AT OCNE - ALL OF Which PALY the CATWOMAN FOR YOUR FOOLPROOF pnis...! WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!