Paul's Controversial Calls
This month it's the Metamorpho vs. Judo Master
Posted January 15th, 2008.
Paul Lacey knows very little about comics, but he's always willing to learn. Between tutoring sessions with MONDOcomics' Tom Kerr and scouring the back issue bins for Runaways issues, Paul has made time to be shown pictures of two comic book characters and he will decide who would win in a fight. His answer may not be the popular one — or for the right reason — but hey, it's Paul's call.
This month's matchup, Metamorpho Vs. Judo Master
Paul says: Let me get this straight — this man can turn his limbs into the elements. According to that table he's standing on, he can even turn his limbs into elements that don't even EXIST. So he's like, the Fantastic One Hundred Thirty, all in one. He's facing a man who thinks you use a spear in Judo created by the masterminds at some cheap basement-officed company called "Charlton Comics." Now I don't know where "Charlton Comics" sets their stories, but it MY universe, Metamorpho kills the Judo Master ever faster than that dinosaur on Mr. Charlton's cover does.
PS. "Tree" is not an element, Metamorpho.